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Greger is alive. Though much diminished.
Good coffee, good weed, and time on my hands...
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I was wondering... what happened, my friend?
You never change things by fighting the existing reality.
To change something, build a new model that makes the old model obsolete.
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Greger is alive. Though much diminished. Where you in jail? I promise not to tell anybody. 
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It's the Despair Quotient! Carpal Tunnel
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Greger you missed out on a lot of fun.
Glad you're back!
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Carpal Tunnel
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Diverticulitus, gall bladder attack, and unidentified stomach issues.
A trifecta of pain and humiliation. I think I puked up my [censored] at some point. Imagine somebody shoving a hot poker up your ass and down your throat at the same time and you'd you'd be close.
Imagine when they meet and pass each other I think that's it. That's what it felt like
Name rank and serial number.
After five days unable to tolerate food at all I was getting down some broth and asked if I could try some solid food. I was thinking crackers or oatmeal or tapioca. They brought me a plate of mother F**ing spaghetti with red sauce. I took a couple bites but that s*it was not going into my tender tummy. Dinnertime comes and I'm [censored]*ng starving! They bring me a cheeseburger. The saddest driest patheticist looking little excuse for food I've ever seen in my life. And it looked delicious! I ate that goddamn burger. Eighteen hours of intense and unending nausea ensued. But at least I sent something through the tubes. I lost 20 pounds and the ability to walk. Both will soon be back. Getting a sponge bath from a nurse is knocked off the bucket list too.
I'm so so hungry now, my body is screaming for food to heal it but it's getting a cup of chamomile tea and a couple of soda crackers.
Good coffee, good weed, and time on my hands...
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OMG, my friend. I hope the mending comes fast!
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Diverticulitus, gall bladder attack, and unidentified stomach issues. Yeah...the way the Republicans are running the country, that will do it to you. Glad you're feeling better.
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Greger you missed out on a lot of fun.  
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I'da strung you two up by your thumbs if I hadn't been sick. I hope it was fun and you two have got it out of your systems for a while.
Good coffee, good weed, and time on my hands...
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Gall bladder attack sucks. You are going to watch your diet very carefully, like a lot less meat and fat. Kind of surprising they gave you a cheeseburger. Some vegetable soup would have been more appropriate.
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