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Gall bladder attack sucks. I'm tellin ya! Diverticulitis aint much fun either. You are going to watch your diet very carefully, like a lot less meat and fat. Yeah, since the kid moved out I'm afraid I've been pretty bad about eating garbage. Kind of surprising they gave you a cheeseburger. Some vegetable soup would have been more appropriate. I was thinking some weak tea and dry toast would be a nice start. A banana maybe...some plain rice. They thought I needed a big Italian dinner! And a cheeseburger! The hospital is going to get a stern letter from me about this.
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It's the Despair Quotient! Carpal Tunnel
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What IS a “perfect call”? It’s NewSpeak!
What is it with Trump's obsession with the word "perfect"???
You can make a perfect apple pie or bowl a perfect game, how is a PHONE CALL "perfect?"
Here's what it is: It's Trump NewSpeak.
By boiling it down to TWO SYLLABLES - -
Perfect call
Trump has managed to condense all complexity into two grunting noises, both affirmations of his power.
PERFECT CALL
Utterly meaningless, impossible to analyze, tuned to dogwhistle frequencies.
He might as well just say
"Oldthinkers unbellyfeel MAGA"
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What IS a “perfect call”? It’s NewSpeak!
What is it with Trump's obsession with the word "perfect"???
You can make a perfect apple pie or bowl a perfect game, how is a PHONE CALL "perfect?"
Here's what it is: It's Trump NewSpeak.
By boiling it down to TWO SYLLABLES - -
Perfect call
Trump has managed to condense all complexity into two grunting noises, both affirmations of his power.
PERFECT CALL
Utterly meaningless, impossible to analyze, tuned to dogwhistle frequencies.
He might as well just say
"Oldthinkers unbellyfeel MAGA" President Trump is an idiot. End of Story.
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Trump: I would have gotten away with my corruption, if it were not for you meddling kids and your nosy dog. ![[Linked Image from i1199.photobucket.com]](https://i1199.photobucket.com/albums/aa470/ricksjunkmail1/Screen%20Shot%202019-10-05%20at%2012.06.09%20PM_zpsffngl5np.png)
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Rick Perry has been implicated in the Ukrainian scandal. Boy does Trump's swamp get swampier.
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ETTDEverything Trump Touches Dies  My perfect phone call is all Rick Perry's fault.
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Trump's going to beat the old "40 people in jail" Nixon record by a mile.
Maybe this is his version of "drain the swamp": Hire them all and get them thrown in prison.
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Trump's going to beat the old "40 people in jail" Nixon record by a mile.
Maybe this is his version of "drain the swamp": Hire them all and get them thrown in prison. #TrumpSwamp
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America's Christmas present to itself: The ability to say "Former President Donald Trump"
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