I love the fact that Donald has to inhabit the house that "that ignint Kenyan nigra commie who was in the White House before him" spent 8 years in. Every time he wakes up, it's in a room Obama slept in. Every time he uses the toilet, he's on the toilet Obama used. Every time he sits down to eat, it's in the room Obama ate in. And so on.

This is why the whole premise of the pee tape is so silly: Obama slept in that bed in Moscow once. Trump has to live in Obama's presence every day at the White House. I wonder how much of Obama's shed skin particles Trump has inhaled by now? I wonder if he thought of burning the place down and rebuilding before he moved in?