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Texas Lt. Governor offered to sacrifice himself for the economy.
I'm all in on old White Republicans politicians committing suicide on national TV to appease God somehow. Who knows, it might work. Of course, various economists have figured out an average human live is worth about 10 million dollars. So maybe we want to start at the top and work our way down, so we do the minimal amount of economic harm to the economy. Assuming that's what we are trying for, right?

The Lt. Governor and Glen Beck have volunteered to go first.