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Had to run out and re-fill my meds today. Pharmacy is 30 minutes away in my home town. Being shut in like this, I am appreciative of the drive. I am an NPR junkie. Satellite radio is a must for me, as I usually travel for work. On the way back I was thrilled that Terry Gross, (Fresh Air) interviewed one of my favorite authors, Professor Bart Ehrman of UNC. I am an Ehrman fan. He is a stud when it comes to religious studies.

585578 is the actual item number for Kirkland Signature Bath Tissue.

I don't understand the American fixation on toilet paper. I think it all has to do with our toilet training. We learned to use TP, and therefor anything else is unthinkable. Some would rather just burst their colon than do it without TP.

News, folks: Most of the human race does not have any TP. And they manage just fine. We used to: Remember the old timers talking about the Sears catalog nailed to the outhouse wall? You got reading material AND hygiene, all in one. Do you have a newspaper subscription? Is there a shower right next to the toilet?

POTUS just started his news conference, may I suggest AMC- they're showing Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. Both are comedies, at least one is funny....

If you use any kind of social media, the hashtag #BoycottTrumpBriefings is trending, and you can use it in a message to all the major networks, like

This is the only thing I do, and as you can see, haven't done a whole lot in the last sixteen and a half years. What, 600 posts give or take? You saying anything I post here is captured by social media?

I see a tractor-trailer on a Texas highway hauling a load of toilet paper crashed and burned today. Oh No! Must have been a million dollars worth!

Major Catastrophe

I've been bidet shopping. Looks interesting! Could pay for one in toilet paper savings...

They do sell some little bidet sprays that come out from under the seat, when you turn them on. That way you don't have to buy a whole separate bidet throne or find room for it in your bathroom. You just need to tap into the water supply under the sink, and you might want some mixing control so it's not too hot or cold.