Originally Posted by Jeffery J. Haas
Originally Posted by Hamish Howl
It turns out that the left is just as dumb as the right.

I am in fact renouncing socialism. Not because I no longer believe in the principles of socialism, but rather because socialists are at the moment a pack of losers. It's embarrassing.

So the revolution can carry on without me.

I don't have to renounce it because I've never signed on for anything more than just good old social democracy, New Deal style.

I'm just gonna concentrate on my work, given that I am "essential" and can continue to refine the technology of robotic doom sexiness. I mean, I was fine with having opposition, but then it turns out that a third of the people "on my side" are slack-jawed morons that will allow Trump to finish shitting on the republic because they are butthurt hipsters.

All humans must be consumed. It's really the only answer.

What can we do to help you stop screaming?