Originally Posted by logtroll
Originally Posted by Hamish Howl
All humans must be consumed. It's really the only answer.
The only question is "how"?

That's a really good question, because unless you use nukes, humans literally [censored] faster than you can get rid of them.

We here at <unnamed corporation> are, however, working on a solution! Human erasure conducted quietly and efficiently, at rates that have to be believed to be seen!

Call today.



What can we do to help you stop screaming?