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“Mr. President, why did you have your name added to these coronavirus relief checks?”

- ABC News’ Jon Karl asked, point blank.

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“Well, I don’t know too much about it, but I understand my name is there,” Trump said, claiming ignorance about almost everything related to the checks — except the specific detail that adding his signature has not held up their delivery. “I don’t know where they’re going, how they’re going. I do understand it’s not delaying anything. And I’m satisfied with that."

- Fatass Trump lying his ass off
Fatass doesn't remember how his signature got on the check to Stormy Daniels either. coffee

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