I was sergeant major in the ROTC precision drill team and the counterinsurgency force, who's mission was to harras the upperclassmen in training exercises! Only a clerical error, related to dropping a failing 5 credit calculus course, due to the distractions of sex, drugs, and rock and roll, saved me from touring Vietnam!
It's not an object lesson you tell the kids as they are heading off to college. They will figure it out for themselves anyway!
BTW, we took first prize in the multi-state competition, and I remember nothing after that!

There's nothing wrong with thinking
Except that it's lonesome work
sevil regit