The top 100 reasons it's great to be a guy

including:

"Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You can go to the bathroom with out a support group.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

You can write your name in the snow.

Flowers fix everything. "

"The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words."
(Philip K.Dick)