'Bama, I hate to differ with you, but...all us here in the Midwest know that the 'N' on the Nebraska football helmet stands for Nowledge.

My sister finally quit going to football games because she admitted she no longer enjoyed the 12-hour bouts of drinking, often in a fall rain/drizzle - getting up at 5 to avoid as much game traffic as possible, staking out adequate parking spaces for cars and barbecue grills, drinking breakfast, passing time till the game by drinking, drinking through the game, having another barbecue (& drinks) while the traffic cleared out, and getting home at midnight.

I think the part of the Mason-Dixon line that measures football just 'hitched' itself up a lil' bit. Gimme some sweetea, wuldja, honey?

Julia
A 45’s quicker than 409
Betty’s cleaning’ house for the very last time
Betty’s bein’ bad