This ain’t no toorist visitation! We gotta leave home at 3:30 AM to catch a aeroplane in ABQ, getting into Cleveland at 6:30 PM. All next day with the Rid-All folks. Back on a plane at 6:15 next morning, back in ABQ by noon, pick up a pallet stacker (won at internet auction last week) and a quick 4-1/2 hour drive home.

Maybe I can find a Cleveland tour on a Viewmaster disc?

You never change things by fighting the existing reality.
To change something, build a new model that makes the old model obsolete.
R. Buckminster Fuller