ISIS or American Conservative?
• Theocracy for government?
• Holy book as Science?
• Their religion is the only real one?
• Become violent when others speak against them?
• Guns solve everything?
• Accept only their own 'kind'
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Know what?
A friend of mine just said that a lot of Bible stories could easily double as "Florida Man" headlines.
How about "Florida Man threatens to cut baby in half to stop two women from bickering" ?
Or "Florida Man goes for a walk, gets into an argument with a flaming shrubbery, walks back home and gets his brother to help
him convince a group of thousands of other Floridians to run away with them and they promptly get lost for another 40 years." ?
Florida man gathered up two of every animal on earth and took them for a long boat ride! Everyone thought he was crazy!
Florida Man buys wife with 200 foreskins!
See? It works!!
