Breaking news!
A decades long investigation has uncovered a chain of secretive restaurants catering to RWNJs who crave "baby back ribs", and other infantile delicacies. Investigators have proven a link to the anti-abortion stance of so many Conservatives, not for religious or moral reasons, but for a lip-smacking addiction to baby fat. Some say that the tiny souls, which are only found in the 'born' product class, are similar to saffron in flavor.
Liberal abortionists, on the other hand, prefer home-cooked 'unborn' products, which are not so rich in fats and bones. Fetuses are much less costly as they do not have the significant added manufacturing costs associated with carrying to term and hospital deliveries, baby showers, and thousands of boring photos. They can often be foraged from Planned Parenthood dumpsters free of charge.
These new revelations are sure to create an upheaval in the Roe v Wade debacle, shedding new light on the roots of abortion custom and culture (not to mention cuisine). Several Supreme Court Justices are going to have a rough go with conflict of interest when the details of their dining habits are revealed. Rumors are rampant that Justice Thomas owes his baby face and oily complexion to his lavish diet, and Justice Kavanaugh gorges on Barbecued Baby Wings with copious amounts of beer as standard lunch fare. RGB (RIP) is said to have enjoyed a long life primarily because of a healthy diet of Embryo Salad with an olive oil/Umami dressing.
