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The media loves drama and dramatic turns of events.

So does the public. They read the news, get triggered by it, and go on Facebook to talk about it. Things like celebrity marriages and divorces and trials take precedence over news of substance.

What is inflation, anyway?

I'll tell you what f*cken inflation is! Have you bought a box of Nabisco Graham crackers lately?

S'Mores are no longer delectable squares but clumsy ill-balanced rectangles from which oozing hot melted marshmallow might fall off and blister your knee.

Shrinkflation...

Still a good source of whole grains and fiber, but shrunken and at a far higher price, forcing common Americans to resort to generic "gram crackers" made from bleached white flour and sugar.

Good coffee, good weed, and time on my hands...