Did'ya see ol' Joe's SOTU address? No? Here's a recap:
Apparently Alito, Gorsuch, and Thomas chose to make themselves scarce. Oh well...no one will missed them anyway.
Joe was kind to Barely Speaker Kevin McCarthy. Joe is so polite. Joe called Chuck Schumer Minority Leader. (An impeachable act!
) Wonder if Barely Speaker Kevin will give Joe some handclaps? (Are you new here?
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Joe: "We're all America, look how we work together."
Barely Speaker Kevin DID clap for manufacturing jobs and "lowest unemployment since 1969" but like...but he held his hands low so you can't quite see he was clapping.
Joe knows everyone wants infrastructure for their districts - even if their Rep voted against it. Joe has promised to be a president "for all Americans," and he will "see us at the groundbreaking!"
Joe promises we don't have to worry about Big Pharma, he promises they will be fine, even though he murdered them with free insulin. That's so Joe!
Joe mentions that the Repubs want to repeal the Inflation Reduction Act, and they all applaud, and he just laughs in their faces, quote: "That's okay, as my high school football coach used to say, good luck in your senior year!" (Joe is the coolest
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Joe says we'll need oil for at least another decade and there's a hearty roar of laughter, and then he got boo'd for noting that Trump created a big old deficit. At some point Joe Manchin was unsure to clap, not to? He looked very unsure and frowny, then he clapped for rich people to pay taxes. So that is bipartisan, between Democrats and Joe Manchin Party.
Ol' Joe got boo'd again for noting that some Republicans want Social Security to "sunset." How very dare he! Only today, the former vice president of the United States said he wants to privatize it.
MGT and the Boebs shout that ol Joe is a lair.
Joe says COVID was very bad, deaths are down 90 percent, we opened the country back up. At least Joe is not actively telling people not to get the vaccine or verbally beating up people for wearing masks.
The End
