I can now opine and predict Trump will be elected.
I will become an enemy of the state, not by choice but by Trump fiat.
I am right beside you.
My gut has been telling me this for months, maybe even years - I don't recall exactly when it started.
Oh, that reminds me, I have to stop and pick up some more Tums™. They are starting to not be effective. I might have to give Mylanta™ a shot.
Fellow enemy of the state here...
Welcome to the club.
PS: You might get some relief for your stomach if you try max dosing on probiotic supplements.
No, of course I am not a doctor but I did suffer from massive heartburn in my younger days and in my case it just turned out to be a case of my friendly bacteria being overwhelmed by the bad guys, so a good stiff shock dose of probiotics together with daily yogurt in the morning straightened me out.
I also did shock doses of garlic from time to time.
I can't remember the last time I had heartburn or other tummy issues, it has to have been at least thirty years.
These days I just try to take at least one probiotic capsule every morning and have yogurt at least two or three times a week.
Gotta keep the friendly good gut bacteria happy and healthy.
