As long as we're on the topic of philosophy:
On one of my t-shirts:
Lord, help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.
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Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac and an agnostic with a dyslexic?
A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read!
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'In the Beginning', from The Moody Blues:
first man: I think. I think I am, therefore I am... I think.
Establishment: of course you are my bright little star,
I've miles
And miles
Of files
Pretty files
of your forefather's fruit
And now to suit our
Great computer,
You're magnetic ink!
First man: I'm more than that, I know I am! ...at least, I think I *must* be.
Inner man: there you go man, keep as cool as you can.
Face piles
And piles
Of trials
With smiles.
It riles them
to believe
That you perceive
The web they weave
And keep on thinking free.
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We now resume your regularly scheduled topic,
Sorry for the inconvenience.
Mind the gap.
