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From what I have heard, the garments are blessed so they will remain in place in the event of the Rapture. So when all the saved rise up to heaven leaving their earthly clothing and posessions behind, only the Mormons will be modestly attired. Everybody else will be out hanging in the breeze!  No crazier than dunking people in water while reciting magical incantations, or keeping two different sets of cookware. If I really cared about a candidate's religion, I would be in a tough position: Evey single one of them is a Christian (or at least claims to be). Why would the particular sect or cult make any difference to me? People of any faith (or no faith at all) can still be intelligent, compassionate, and honest. That's what really matters.
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i'm wearin' a mormon-blessed rubber right now
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Condom wearing is a no-no in Mormonism. "Go forth and multiply" saith the Lord - and they do.
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This is nothing but heresy! Nowhere in The Bible (And just to be clear, we're talking about the King James Bible, the Divine, Complete and Holy word of the Almighty) is there any mention of "underwear" or "undergarment" or any such disgusting thing. All that is found in the Bible is of the Almighty, all that is without is not of the Almighty. Underwear are not mentioned in the Bible; they are not of the Almighty. They cannot be Divine. They cannot be Holy.
How eager they are to be slaves - Tiberius Caesar
Coulda tripped out easy, but I've changed my ways - Donovan
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Good coffee, good weed, and time on my hands...
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Oh, man, some days I am really slow...
Julia
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Betty’s cleaning’ house for the very last time
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only the Mormons will be modestly attired. Everybody else will be out hanging in the breeze! And so in one swoop with the passing of the Golden Tablets into the hands of John Smith. God was given (or forced to take) the Victorian mores of the day. The same age that chicken legs became "drumsticks" and breasts became "white meat" all for the sake of modesty. I hope in 100 years a Pastafarian runs for president!
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if theres no holes how does he get in?
"The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words."
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Oh and by the way im wearng a ceremonial Eyepatch
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"The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words."
(Philip K.Dick)
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