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I prefer the FarSide's boneless chicken farm, Rick.


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Originally Posted by california rick
...so are the heads of chicken - you'd be amazed at how freaked out consumers get when they find one inside the cavity of a bird.

What? Whole fryers are grown without heads? [Linked Image from i48.photobucket.com]

well some people dont like to be reminded that they're eating living things.

I say they're not hungry enough! (with apologies to our veggie/vegan brethern)

I can look at a live chicken and think Cute and Gravy, at the same time. The Mrs however cannot.

Me? ive accepted the fact that animals are mass produced for our consumption, and all the nastiness that goes with it.

I would prefer to buy all wholesome, well looked after animal meat, but i dont have control over everything even when we think we do - that whole truth in advertising thing- nor does my budget allow me to be so saintly in my purchases.

but even then the chicken dont kill itself.





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Originally Posted by Snargle
What about the infamous Gary Larson (The Far Side) "Boneless Chicken Ranch"?

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I've never seen that before! Mr. Larson forgot "skinless" as in: Boneless, skinless [Linked Image from i48.photobucket.com]


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Beat you by 9 seconds, Pastor! *LOL*


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I bow my head, generally in your direction.


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Originally Posted by california rick
Oh for the love of gawd, why does it take some people 10 minutes (plus) to make a reply?

I want to read your pearls of wisdom PEOPLE!! I ain't got all day! [Linked Image from i48.photobucket.com]

Don't keep me waiting!! [Linked Image from i48.photobucket.com]


Type. Submit. Type. Submit. Type. Submit.

It's that easy! [Linked Image from i48.photobucket.com]


You know who you are!! [Linked Image from i48.photobucket.com]
YES I know who I am....smart assmouth boy!
It is NOT all that easy. I was multitasking as usual....just as I am now. Hub is yanking me out the door again as we speak.
Sheesh...you! nono

Scout, unsettling to hear your boy is having problems. I hope it's not serious.

Stereo, I noticed your absence too. Good wishes your way too.

Back later, y'all....big work day.

(was THAT quick enough, Rickie mad poo???)



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Originally Posted by Schlack
but even then the chicken dont kill itself.
Poultry is shocked, incisioned, deflocked, and then eviscerated [Linked Image from i48.photobucket.com]


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Originally Posted by olyve
(was THAT quick enough, Rickie mad poo???)
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Um...it's Ricky Poo - and yes!

...besides, I didn't name, names! [Linked Image from i48.photobucket.com]


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In 1957, the movie "Peyton Place," based on the novel by Grace Metalious, had its world premiere in Camden, Maine, where most of it had been filmed.

In 1991, a jury in West Palm Beach, Fla., acquitted William Kennedy Smith of sexual battery, rejecting the allegations of Patricia Bowman.
Coincidence? Pigs dig trash.


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Originally Posted by california rick
Poultry is shocked, incisioned, deflocked, and then eviscerated [Linked Image from i48.photobucket.com]
Too bad we can't do the same for politicians...


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