At least it makes more sense than some of the old witch-hunting tests -- I believe at one point that a women held underwater who drowned was considered innocent, while a woman who survived had clearly used supernatural powers.

Of course then they had to let her dry out before they burnt her at the stake (yes, I know, that wasn't as common as we're led to believe.)


Julia
A 45’s quicker than 409
Betty’s cleaning’ house for the very last time
Betty’s bein’ bad