French PETA Operatives (FPOs), as we like to describe them in the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy (VRWC), having been an increasing threat to the American Way of Life (AWOL) for quite some time. Within the last fiscal year FPOs have moved large sums of Tofu/Green Tea funds into secret accounts targeting PETSMART executives. I personally have uncovered a plot utilizing Right Guard deodorant, Nike High Tops, Nathan’s Foot Long Hotdogs, and Budweiser Beer/Porn (all carefully selected to insure no harm to the FPOs), but I can not discuss this matter on a High Vis Subversive Web Site (HVSWS).
