Originally Posted by Mellowicious
Joe - those rules are actually from Bill Maher; web emails wrongly attributed them to Carlin.

This weekend I heard an extended interview with Carlin; the last question was "What would you like for your epitaph?"

Answer?

"He was just here a minute ago."

Mellowicious,

My bad. Sounded like Carlin to me. The following, to the best of my knowledge, is Carlin: "I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it " http://thinkexist.com/quotes/george_carlin/

Joe