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To all:
I, MA_Republiucan hereby renounce my membership in the GOP and will become a full fledged, card carrying memebr of the Democratic Party...


To many on this board, that statement would not be believed, to some it would be believed. Hell, it must be true, I wrote it for the world to see. This particular thread is about Obama, but that is because this board is populated by died in the wool liberal leaning Americans who will do anything to defeat the mean, nasty GOP, even if it means elected somebody who is not qualified to be President.

I know, its just Tim blowing off steam about a Dem again, well it isn't and it is. Barack H. Obama has two years in the Senate to draw upon for internal guidance as President, and that may be his best qualification. I am a firm believer that anybody should be able to become President and that there is no requirement for a BA, BS, MBA, PHD, etc. But I digress, lets get back to my conversion.

... I promise to advocate a 50% tax rate on ALL Americans making over $250,000. I promise to support grave robbing by the government. I promise to support hate crimes for everybody except white American males. I promise to use race as a hammer every time I have a chance...

It seems that Mr. Barack H. Obama wants everybody in America to forget the H part of his name. It seems he is ashamed of that H name and would prefer it not be used in public. My father, god rest his soul, told me that a man who is ashamed of his name is a man to be wary of. A name is a title given to a person as an act of love and hope. It is a tag that should follow him gracefully throughout his life. It should never be a word discarded when it becomes easier to live without it.

... I promise I will study Mao's little Red book, I will reread the Communist Manifesto and I will follow the lead of our glorious past President Carter and support every quasi-communist dictator in the world at the expense of US policy and common sense. I swear that my lifes goal is to right the wrongs of the oppressed and reinstitute affirmative action in America, as a matter of fact I will support a Constitutional amendment to dictate that an American minority MUST be President every third term...

The reason for this rant is to highlight the blind acceptance in some quarters regarding Barack H Obama's insistance that he is not a Muslim, not only the denial, but his willingness to dismiss his the time he was, without a doubt, being taught to be a Muslim. I want to highlight that the reason he chose the Trinity Church was because it was a radical black church. I want to highlight the fact that Barack H Obama chose carefully his path to the Senate by way of his associations with that association.

... I promise that I will never question, use deductive resoning, or in any way doubt a Democratic candidate at any level for the Democratic Party embodies all that is good and fair in the universe. I also promise to label anybody who disagrees with me a neo-Con. I will refuse the say the Pledge, I will refuse to honor our vererans and I will always remind the world that Iraq is a quagmire of Veit Nam proportion...

I don't really know if Barack H Obama is a Muslim. He says he isn't and for the last 20 years he has ascribed to a version of Christianity that is more radical that the Muslims who want to bomb America. I really don't know Mechelle Obama, except that I am pretty sure she is a little bitter and probably a bit of a racist. What I do know is that I don't know, and after the perpetual primary campaign that just took place I do know I should know.


...I know you are all asking why I would change my party affiliation at this moment in history. The reason is simple, I GIVE UP. I was mislead by the tennents of self reliance and personal responsibility in the GOP platform, who needs that when the Goivernment will take care of me for the rest of my life? I am dismayed that the Republican President is a moron (true). I am so disappointed that the Republicans are the only politicians that lie that I feel I must change parties. After all, I live in the blueist of blue states. My senior senator got away with killing a girl he was having an afair with, my junior Senator held talks with the enemey during a time of war, and one member of my state's House delegation allowed a male prostitution ring to be run out of his appartment. That is enlightenment. Oh, one other deciding factor, my new party has stepped up and supported a member of their party who got caught taking bribes and had $100,000 in his freezer. That is the kind of leadership I respect and desire...

Please accept my application intothe Democratic Party. I promise I will become lemming like and ignore anything that make me think for myself.