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Most things in life will never make a difference. The trick is to fool reality into thinking it's a jellyfish.

"I pledge allegiance to the flag, of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation, under the great Garthag, lord of cheese, ruler of the nine winds, oh most exalted emperor, who is most merciful to his underlings, that by his mercy we exist still, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."