There really is no need to include the specific intimate details about someone's private life in such a situation. Would anybody ever think of introducing "my son, the masturbator" at lunch, to explain why he didn't bring a date?
My mother might, I get my overt honesty from her

Y'all are hilarious. Good read the last bunch of posts.
Nod to Mellow...
hahaha...perfect introduction protocol.
Kudos to you, Ma. I liked your words. I don't know many conservatives....wait a minute...yes I do too. Even most of my brothers and sisters. One no but the rest....eh...they don't care.
I need to thank them.
I liked the interview too.