Sad, sad, sad: In most cases, unmarried teen pregnancy is announcing to the world that you were too stupid to manage birth control. Instead you are volunteering to end your childhood and enter a life of poverty and drudgery. Your child will not have the resources and parental support he or she could have had if you had just waited until you were in a financially and emotionally stabile relationship, before having children. You will have a hell of a time finding a suitable mate, and will probably have to settle for whatever you can get. You might even have to marry the son of a crack dealer! (Yes, Bristol, I'm talking to you. devil )

We need more of those classes where real teen mothers tell junior high school girls how bad their lives suck!