It might be heresy, but I'm pretty sure Jesus was gay himself: He hung around with a whole bunch of men, except for his mother and one prostitute he never had sex with. That's not straight behavior. There is nothing in the Bible about his merry band ever having sex with her or being married either, so I'm pretty sure they were too. Joseph was the only straight guy in his life, and there is nothing about Jesus interacting with his father. Just a thought.

But there were a whole lot of things about Jesus that are hated by evangelicals besides sexual orientation. Starting with the fact that he was a Jew, a passivist, and ending with his essentially socialist economic philosophy.