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What do pilots keep their journals and reports on? Fly paper
milk and Girl Scout cookies ;-)
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Elizabeth "Yes, I'm really a blonde" Hasselback advocates for kids bum-rushing active shooters. What could possibly go wrong with that idea? ![[Linked Image from i1308.photobucket.com]](http://i1308.photobucket.com/albums/s616/rogerr6/demonstration_zpsdfjoafvy.png) Media Matters
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...from todays (12/09/15) NY Daily News' cover page: ![[Linked Image from i1308.photobucket.com]](http://i1308.photobucket.com/albums/s616/rogerr6/trump_zpscze76qln.png)
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What do pilots keep their journals and reports on? Fly paper Buzz off...
You never change things by fighting the existing reality.
To change something, build a new model that makes the old model obsolete.
R. Buckminster Fuller
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...from todays (12/09/15) NY Daily News' cover page: 
"The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them."
Lenny Bruce
"The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month."
Dostoevsky
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Our buddy Scalia on black college students: "There are those who contend that it does not benefit African-Americans to get them into the University of Texas, where they do not do well," Scalia said, "as opposed to having them go to a less-advanced school ... a slower-track school where they do well."
Scalia was engaging former U.S. Solicitor General Gregory Garre, who is now representing the University of Texas at Austin as the school defends its ongoing consideration of race as one of many factors in its admissions program.
Pointing to a brief the court received before oral arguments, Scalia noted "most of the black scientists in this country don't come from schools like the University of Texas."
Garre tried to interject, but the justice continued. "They come from lesser schools where they do not feel that ... they're being pushed ahead in classes that are too fast for them," Scalia said.
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Why some folks do not attend high school reunions.
Jan, Sue and Wendy haven't seen each other since High School. They rediscover each other via a reunion website and arrange to meet for lunch in a wine bar.
Jan arrives first, wearing beige Versace. She orders a bottle of Pinot Grigio.
Sue arrives shortly afterward, in gray Chanel. After the required ritualized kisses, she joins Jan in a glass of wine.
Then Wendy walks in, wearing a faded old tee-shirt, blue jeans and boots. She too, shares the wine.
Jan explains that after leaving high school and graduating from Princeton in Classics, she met and married Timothy, with whom she has a beautiful daughter. Timothy is a partner in one of New York 's leading law firms. They live in a 4000 sq.ft. co-op on Fifth Avenue , where Susanna, the daughter, attends drama school. They have a second home in Phoenix.
Sue relates that she graduated from Harvard Med School and became a surgeon. Her husband, Clive, is a leading Wall Street investment banker. They live in Southampton on Long Island and have a second home in Naples, Florida.
Wendy explains that she left school at 17 and ran off with her boyfriend, Don. They run a tropical bird park in Colorado and grow their own vegetables and marijuana. Don is a lousy golfer but can stand five parrots, side by side, on his pecker.
Halfway down the third bottle of wine and several hours later, Jan blurts out that her husband is really a cashier at WalMart. They live in a small apartment in Brooklyn and have a travel trailer parked at a nearby storage facility.
Sue, chastened and encouraged by her old friend's honesty, explains that she and Clive are both nurses' aides in a retirement home. They live in Jersey City and take vacation camping trips to Alabama .
Wendy says the fifth parrot has to stand on one leg.
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A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
milk and Girl Scout cookies ;-)
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A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. That is one of best, Scout 
"The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them."
Lenny Bruce
"The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month."
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Elizabeth "Yes, I'm really a blonde" Hasselback advocates for kids bum-rushing active shooters. What could possibly go wrong with that idea? Media Matters Has she publicly done the pube test? If so, how the f#%# did I miss it????
"The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them."
Lenny Bruce
"The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month."
Dostoevsky
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