|
0 members (),
3
guests, and
0
robots. |
|
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
|
|
Forums59
Topics17,089
Posts313,787
Members6,305
| |
Most Online294
Dec 6th, 2017
|
|
|
There are no members with birthdays on this day. |
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 21,134
Administrator Bionic Scribe
|
Administrator Bionic Scribe
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 21,134 |
Life is a banquet -- and most poor suckers are starving to death -- Auntie Mame
You are born naked and everything else is drag - RuPaul
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Apr 2010
Posts: 11,991 Likes: 128
veteran
|
|
veteran
Joined: Apr 2010
Posts: 11,991 Likes: 128 |
Nah, the dogs mos' gen'ly chased me. 
You never change things by fighting the existing reality.
To change something, build a new model that makes the old model obsolete.
R. Buckminster Fuller
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2008
Posts: 4,939
old hand
|
|
old hand
Joined: Jul 2008
Posts: 4,939 |
Take the nacilbupeR pledge: I solemnly swear that I will help back out all Republicans at the next election.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 2,262
moderator enthusiast
|
|
moderator enthusiast
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 2,262 |
"I am young, whole, perfect, strong, powerful, loving, harmonious, and happy." ~~~ Kato Havas
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 10,853
veteran
|
|
veteran
Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 10,853 |
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2012
Posts: 3,862 Likes: 1
enthusiast
|
|
OP
enthusiast
Joined: Mar 2012
Posts: 3,862 Likes: 1 |
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2012
Posts: 3,862 Likes: 1
enthusiast
|
|
OP
enthusiast
Joined: Mar 2012
Posts: 3,862 Likes: 1 |
The pastor of a church had called all of the little children, dressed in their cute Easter outfits, to the front of the church and had them sit around him.
He said, "Today is Easter and you all look so handsome and beautiful. Today we're going to talk about the Resurrection. Does anyone know what the Resurrection is?"
One little boy raised his hand, and the pastor held the microphone in front of him and said, "Please, tell us what the Resurrection is."
The little boy, proud of himself because he knew the answer, said in a clear loud voice "When you get one lasting more than four hours, you gotta call a doctor!"
It took a solid five minutes before the pastor could speak again.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2012
Posts: 3,862 Likes: 1
enthusiast
|
|
OP
enthusiast
Joined: Mar 2012
Posts: 3,862 Likes: 1 |
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 10,853
veteran
|
|
veteran
Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 10,853 |
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2012
Posts: 3,862 Likes: 1
enthusiast
|
|
OP
enthusiast
Joined: Mar 2012
Posts: 3,862 Likes: 1 |
|
|
|
|
|
![[Linked Image from imgs.xkcd.com]](http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/interview.png)
![[Linked Image from chzdailywhat.files.wordpress.com]](http://chzdailywhat.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/giant-fish-litter-box-of-the-day.jpg)
![[Linked Image from i48.tinypic.com]](http://i48.tinypic.com/1zlw678.jpg)
![[Linked Image from imgs.xkcd.com]](http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/crazy_straws.png)
![[Linked Image from sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net]](https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/553703_343614329062056_570087170_n.jpg)