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Don't worry about Maine.
Everybody knows you caan't git tharr fraum hare.
And if that's true, they can't get anywhere from wherever they are.
"I am young, whole, perfect, strong, powerful, loving, harmonious, and happy." ~~~ Kato Havas
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"I am young, whole, perfect, strong, powerful, loving, harmonious, and happy." ~~~ Kato Havas
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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Liz, my wife and I went into town and visited a shop.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an "[censored]".
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So Liz called him a "s*** head". He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.
We always look for cars with ROMNEY stickers on it!!!!
Life is a banquet -- and most poor suckers are starving to death -- Auntie Mame
You are born naked and everything else is drag - RuPaul
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Now that's making good use of an afternoon. 
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This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.
We always look for cars with ROMNEY stickers on it!!!! Phil, I do believe that I'm going to borrow this. Needless to say, I'll be making some alterations. 
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Golem...I have to say. You post some hilarious stuff. Thanks...we all need a good laugh...as often as possible.
Turn on ANY brand of political machine - and it automatically goes to the "SPIN and LIE CYCLE" 
Yours Truly - Gregg
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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Liz, my wife and I went into town and visited a shop.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an "[censored]".
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So Liz called him a "s*** head". He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.
We always look for cars with ROMNEY stickers on it!!!! Phil...this is indeed a knee slapper...too frickin funny.
Turn on ANY brand of political machine - and it automatically goes to the "SPIN and LIE CYCLE"
Yours Truly - Gregg
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