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How eager they are to be slaves - Tiberius Caesar
Coulda tripped out easy, but I've changed my ways - Donovan
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Now that is truly funny!
"The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them." Lenny Bruce
"The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month." Dostoevsky
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Here's some advice from my pal in Virginia
Number 1 Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 2 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 3 Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny . If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
AKA Sandy Price
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Here's some advice from my pal in Virginia
Number 1 Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 2 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 3 Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny . If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
"The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them." Lenny Bruce
"The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month." Dostoevsky
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' Yes, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach -- and a little bit lower. · ·
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I got lost and wandered into the world's creepiest cemetery, where the headstones just had names and star ratings. Freaked me out. When I got home I tried to leave the cemetery a bad review on Yelp, but as my hand hovered over the 'one star' button I felt this distant chill ....
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Why I Hate Aging! I Mean, It's Really Getting Old! Those old enough will know what he means!
"The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them." Lenny Bruce
"The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month." Dostoevsky
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