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The one on the extreme left is Shelley. To his right is Chickov. The Brooders Karamazov are the two at top center.
And not a peep out of them! You crack me up! With them peepers, they almost looks o-live! (Face it - you egged me on and I'm too hardboiled and calcified to not take up the yolk - take care aught you say lest ye find yerself white with embarrassment at the cloaka and dagger puns).
You never change things by fighting the existing reality.
To change something, build a new model that makes the old model obsolete.
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The one on the extreme left is Shelley. To his right is Chickov. The Brooders Karamazov are the two at top center.
And not a peep out of them! You crack me up! With them peepers, they almost looks o-live! (Face it - you egged me on and I'm too hardboiled and calcified to not take up the yolk - take care aught you say lest ye find yerself white with embarrassment at the cloaka and dagger puns). 
milk and Girl Scout cookies ;-)
Save your breath-You may need it to blow up your date.
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Carrots have feelings too y'know.... Is that what that squealing noise is??? Actually, I always try to tell them how lovely they look and feel just before I chop them up with a sharp knife...  
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Carrots have feelings too y'know.... Is that what that squealing noise is??? Actually, I always try to tell them how lovely they look and feel just before I chop them up with a sharp knife... Bwahahaha!
milk and Girl Scout cookies ;-)
Save your breath-You may need it to blow up your date.
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The one on the extreme left is Shelley. To his right is Chickov. The Brooders Karamazov are the two at top center.
And not a peep out of them! You crack me up! With them peepers, they almost looks o-live! (Face it - you egged me on and I'm too hardboiled and calcified to not take up the yolk - take care aught you say lest ye find yerself white with embarrassment at the cloaka and dagger puns). Here you go: ![[Linked Image from 4.bp.blogspot.com]](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mZaRDkNUnxk/TzdcNu_6v8I/AAAAAAAAAK0/x5yhl3Sgy54/s1600/egg-out+stadium.jpg) YES! A standing ovation.
Take the nacilbupeR pledge: I solemnly swear that I will help back out all Republicans at the next election.
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The one on the extreme left is Shelley. To his right is Chickov. The Brooders Karamazov are the two at top center.
And not a peep out of them! You crack me up! With them peepers, they almost looks o-live! (Face it - you egged me on and I'm too hardboiled and calcified to not take up the yolk - take care aught you say lest ye find yerself white with embarrassment at the cloaka and dagger puns). Here you go: YES! A standing ovation.
milk and Girl Scout cookies ;-)
Save your breath-You may need it to blow up your date.
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The one on the extreme left is Shelley. To his right is Chickov. The Brooders Karamazov are the two at top center.
And not a peep out of them! You crack me up! With them peepers, they almost looks o-live! (Face it - you egged me on and I'm too hardboiled and calcified to not take up the yolk - take care aught you say lest ye find yerself white with embarrassment at the cloaka and dagger puns). Here you go: YES! A standing ovation.Things have to eggsactly balanced, no eggsaggeration, to achieve such eggscellent results given the eggigencies tendered by the eggsistence of potential earthquakes to eggsacerbate the eggsistentiality of the soon to be eggstirpated state of balance. Or so it seems - could be photoshopped...
You never change things by fighting the existing reality.
To change something, build a new model that makes the old model obsolete.
R. Buckminster Fuller
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such fowl puns shouldnt be condoned.
in other news: what does a hindu? it lays iggs
"The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words."
(Philip K.Dick)
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When I was a kid, we used to use toothpicks to draw geometric patterns on our hard-boiled eggs with melted paraffin. This acts as a mask when you dye them. You can even make multiple color patterns by starting with some wax for the original white, brown, or green egg color. Then use a light color dye like yellow (or just a quick dip in a dye). Then add more wax patterns, followed by a different dye. I have done four different dyes, resulting in five different color patterns, but the final un-waxed egg color ends up very dark. Here's a link to a crafts web site with some examples: Lithuanian Easter eggs Ukrainian version Paraffin is much cheaper than beeswax, and works fine. Also, it is translucent so you don't really have to remove it at the end.
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I've always wanted to make really cool Ostara Eggs. But shoving them around in a pan of Barbasol is as close as I've ever come.
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