This is a drive-by; I'm halfway through Everything Hurts by Bill Scheft, and wanted to share this before I lost it. He's referring to people who have big, beautiful, impressive libraries of books they haven't read,

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Which makes your library just bound wallpaper. Decor masquerading as literature. White Fang Shui.

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A 45’s quicker than 409
Betty’s cleaning’ house for the very last time
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