An Italian and a Greek were debating which culture was better:

the Greek guy said, we have the Acropolis
the Italian guy said, we have the Colosseum
the Greek guy said we have Alexander the Great
the Italian guy said we have Cesar
the Greek guy said we have have fetta
the Italian guy said we have mozzarella...
the Greek guy said, we invented democracy
the Italian guy said, we invented the senate
After a long discussion, the Greek guy said proudly: "we invented sex"
... and the Italian guy replies, "and we introduced it to women"

Contrarian, extraordinaire