Funny as heck

A few years ago we got a little kitten

my wife brought home some ahi (raw tuna)

I was starting to eat the tuna
and the (little) kitty climbed me at light speed
I didn't even see her coming ROTFMOL

"It's not a lie if you believe it." -- George Costanza
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves. --Bertrand Russel