A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

I love you!"



The husband, typically, non - romantic, replied:

"I am on the toilet. Please advise."



Kinda' brings tears to your eyes, doesn't it?

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