Sometimes life imitates farce
This is a true story

A lady walks into a store with her daughter
The clerk tries to make pleasant conversation
And asks the name of the cute child
The customer proudly speaks her daughters name
It sounds like tamale but with an f instead of a t
Clerk says how did you choose such an unusual name
Customer says that the nurse gAve her that name when she was born and the mother liked it.

"It's not a lie if you believe it." -- George Costanza
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves. --Bertrand Russel