First day of school, a little 8th-grade girl came into my classroom, looked around, and asked where I kept my "therosaurus." I said, "Not here, he's too dangerous."

(A few days later a boy in the same class asked me how to spell "miscelanthelus," which, he said, meant "everything else.")

Last edited by Spag-hetti; 09/10/14 02:56 AM. Reason: trouble spelling made-up words
Just a Missouri school teacher ... stubborn as a mule and addicted to logic.