And in other news not much worth mentioning Piyush "Bobby" Jindal has withdrawn from the presidential race saying that it was "not his time".
Piyush's parents immigrated to the U.S. 45 years ago and promised li'l "Bobby" that he could be anything that he wanted to be when he grew up. So Piyush became a state governor, then he wanted to be POTUS.
The problem is, that polling at less than 1% won't get you to the WH. At this point, not even the Tooth Fairy™ would vote for Jindal. So much for those "you can be anything" dreams parents tell their kids.
