The problem is, if he doesn't wet himself, he "succeeds". Expectations are lower than they are for a new puppy. At least a puppy is cute

A well reasoned argument is like a diamond: impervious to corruption and crystal clear - and infinitely rarer.

Here, as elsewhere, people are outraged at what feels like a rigged game -- an economy that won't respond, a democracy that won't listen, and a financial sector that holds all the cards. - Robert Reich