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ROTFMOL

"Yes, officer. I was in DC at the time.
"No, I didn't have any spray paint on me"

"The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them."
Lenny Bruce

"The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month."
Dostoevsky