I think Donald Trump CAN read. My theory is not that he's functionally illiterate but rather, intellectually LAZY to the point of absolute sloth, and that figures into his reading and comprehension. Being that he is always the smartest guy in the room and never wrong in his judgment about ANY dod-gam thing, the lack of sufficient reading skill and comprehension isn't a problem though. He just blames someone else for any mistakes and finds something else to chew on.
