I suspect that to Donald Trump, the average newspaper article probably reads something like:

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"Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah LOSER, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah WEAK, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah MEDIOCRE blah blah blah blah PUS*Y, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I CHEAT AND I WIN."

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