I think Buenos Ares is a lot more fun than Moscow. Moscow is pretty depressing. Really good Italian food. Lots of beef available. Hot babes. My former neighbors moved there to retire. (He was born there when his dad was stationed at the American embassy, so he had dual citizenship.) With the money from selling their Oregon house they bought a whole vineyard! They claim the free health care is great.

And Steven Seagal has lived in Jefferson Parish, Louisiana for a long time. He's been a fully commissioned Deputy Sheriff there for almost 20 years.