Giant meteor to hit Earth on election day: You should spend the days before digging as deep a shelter as you can in your backyard. Personally, I don't care. I don't get to have a polling place because my district is too small. We've been voting by mail for 20 years.

And when Trump says "absentee voting" is great, but "voting by mail" is bad, WTH is he trying to express? Those are identical. Is there some kind of racial dog whistle embedded in there?