Upon awakening this morning I had the sudden realization of the stunning truths offered by the speakers at the RNC's first day of convention.

I am a very bad person.

I am evil and seek to destroy America.

I am a violent and elitist stripper of basic God given rights from the ordinary and beautiful people of this country.

I am the scourge of the ages!

To atone, the least I can do is to vote for Donald Trump, our Savior. After that, I shall vote for Donald Trump Jr., at least until he does away with the foolish practice of voting.


You never change things by fighting the existing reality.
To change something, build a new model that makes the old model obsolete.
R. Buckminster Fuller