The ridiculous concept is that keeping a turkey in one topological construct, is some kind of absburdist religion. This was only an experiment to show the ridiculosity of the concept. Just amputat the wings and legs and cook them in the same oven, but monitor their temps, with the readily available instant read thermometers! Its so simple the cave critters probably understood it! Ugg dear, why didn't you watch those legs better? Drumsticks were only a concept of the future!
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