I do not know about any of you but I am going straight to heaven. No composting at all involved. My body upon expiration shall transcend straight into the ether and then go on to play the lyre up upon the clouds forever.

Of course, what shall be problematic, is learning a new tune every now and then. But I have been informed there are Internet courses I can take whilst being “above.”

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.