Trump marked Holy Week by hawking (read: fleecing) his true believers letting them know that for just $59.99, they could purchase a very special “God Bless the USA Bible,” inspired by the only Lee Greenwood song anyone can name.

It’s not every day you get the chance to buy a Bible from a man who has violated as many of the Ten Commandments as Donald Trump has, all the while Trump running for POTUS and attending his many criminal court cases.

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